I have substitutes for activities
Which are time consuming and expensive
And of uncertain benefit
First, rearrange furniture
If you move a table it’s as good as psychoanalysis
Buy something
Anything
It’s more satisfying than four years of college
Get into a fight
And have as much fun as going to New York for the weekend to see a play
Throw yourself into a one-night stand with a man whose last name escapes you
It’s marriage and divorce on fast-forward
Without the lawyer’s fees
Run away from commitment
It’s better than going to the gym