Life Coach

I am eager to give good advice, even

Champing at the bit because

I know just what you should do

I was born to be your coach

Your spiritual director

I want to fill in your dance card

And dictate your recipes

I know I can do it so well

Much better

Than you `

I want to guide your romances

Fine tune your interactions

Improve your sex life

Make sure you visit the dentist

Let’s go shopping together and I will choose

Clothes to make you more attractive and chic

Let us consult about your job

I know I can impart wisdom which will benefit you

I will whisper in your ear

Helpful hints about this and that

And though you might be tempted to resist

You ought to be grateful

And I will be gracious.




About Karen To and Fro

Everything you didn't want to know about me!
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