Life Coach

I am eager to give good advice, even

Champing at the bit because

I know just what you should do

I was born to be your coach

Your spiritual director

I want to fill in your dance card

And dictate your recipes

I know I can do it so well

Much better

Than you `

I want to guide your romances

Fine tune your interactions

Improve your sex life

Make sure you visit the dentist

Let’s go shopping together and I will choose

Clothes to make you more attractive and chic

Let us consult about your job

I know I can impart wisdom which will benefit you

I will whisper in your ear

Helpful hints about this and that

And though you might be tempted to resist

You ought to be grateful

Just relax

You are in the best of hands.




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