This is my perfect meal:
1. A bag of red pistachios
2. A whole Jewish salami
3. A loaf of seeded rye bread sliced
4. A six-pack of cream soda.
For dessert
5. A package of Mallomars.
I will need a knife to cut the salami
And several napkins.
I don’t want to share my meal with anyone
Or have to talk.
I want to sit on the bed surrounded by my food
With the television playing My Little Margie,
A very entertaining old show
And I want to eat until I fall asleep.
