I have decided to adopt a positive
Outlook regarding the virus
I will treat it like a computer game where I am the hero.
I will thread my way through labyrinths of germ-laden traps
Step carefully to avoid poisonous foes
And slay enemies with disinfectant swords
Buy items for my protection, truckloads of weapons and armor
And grow more powerful each day as I
At the end of the game
When I have survived all tribulations and surmounted all challenges
I will rescue the Princess, and not surprisingly
This time around, in
This particular game
I am both princess and hero.