Woke up one day scared
Here I am: old lady
End of a dirt road
Don’t know karate
Kitchen knives are dull
Neighbor is deaf
Cat is a coward
So I said to my husband
I want a gun
Bought a small black pistol
Went to the range
Shot my gun until I
Hit the target
Pretty well, call it a cluster
Peppering the red circle
I call it a cluster.
Put the gun in my sock drawer.
If necessary
The cat knows where to find it.