First, announce you
believe in free love.
Then, lose your virginity to a man you pick up on Bleeker Street.
If it’s a little disappointing don’t worry
just try harder
and make noise.
Go away to college and sleep with 27
fraternity boys, 13 townies and one girl.
Make sure to tell all your friends
and the dean.
If sex is still disappointing don’t worry
just keep it up and
After you get kicked out of school
sleep with anyone who asks.
Tell people you love fucking even though
really its disappointing
and being noisier doesn’t help.
Start seeing a psychiatrist to get amphetamines;
tell him about all the sex you’ve had