First, announce you

believe in free love.

Then, lose your virginity to a man you pick up on Bleeker Street.

If it’s a little disappointing don’t worry

just try harder

and make noise.

Go away to college and sleep with 27

fraternity boys, 13 townies and one girl.

Make sure to tell all your friends

and the dean.

If sex is still disappointing don’t worry

just keep it up and

be noisier.

After you get kicked out of school

sleep with anyone who asks.

Tell people you love fucking even though

really its disappointing

and being noisier doesn’t help.

Start seeing a psychiatrist to get amphetamines;

tell him about all the sex you’ve had

in detail.

Be noisy.