I have created a computer

language called EXTRA

because I am not BASIC.

It goes like this:

if A is true

then the bright sun gives off little heat

even though it makes you sweat;

ergo if B is false

the world is my oyster

being that I am a privileged member of the underclass.

wearing a black eye and ruby lipstick:

then and only then

will the wind blow my shoelaces free

and stitch me a new belly, the taut kind.