I have created a computer
language called EXTRA
because I am not BASIC.
It goes like this:
if A is true
then the bright sun gives off little heat
though it makes you sweat;
ergo if B is false
the world is my oyster
being that I am a privileged member of my class
wearing black eyes and ruby lipstick:
then and only then
will the wind blow my shoelaces free
and stitch me a new belly, the taut kind.