Law #1
you will do what
I say
quickly
poetically
with a bready smile
Law #2
you will collect swell songs
of praise
me as your only topic
as in: I see your azure eyes
lips like something I forget
what and so on
Law #3
if called upon you will
glorify my name
with pennant and curlicue
Law # 4
when I die you will immolate yourself
unanimously