I bought an olive oil decanter today
to replace the one my husband uses
he said but I like the old one
I said we don’t need two olive oil decanters
he said okay
I said don’t you like the new one?
he said leave my olive oil alone
you can use the new one
I said that’s ridiculous
he said don’t talk so loud
I got mad and threw
the new decanter in the garbage can
my husband looked up
but didn’t say anything
okay now I asked?
fine he said